"I'm not sure all stakeholders here are fully aligned": Come get this dodo out of this meeting before I reach through Zoom and do violence.
"There may be additional business implications": I could have told you what a bad idea this was six months ago but here we are.
"I'm concerned that if we can't identify a root cause this will continue to be an issue": Last time you didn't listen and we spent three months managing a comms fire.
"I'm concerned that this may have a serious impact on customer experience": I will be looking at job ads as soon as this call is over.
"I'm not sure this level of effort is sustainable on the contracted timelines": I am looking at job ads RIGHT NOW.
Oh hey, we speak the same language! Secretly saying (I hate you so much) in my head the whole time.
ReplyDeleteI swear every time one of the execs opens their mouth I open LinkedIn.
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