Monday, March 05, 2012

What Babies Think While Nursing

BOOOOB!!!  SNARF nom nom nom nom nom nom.  BOOOB!!!

Wiggly thing!  Can I shove it in my mouth?  Hand nom... why is the milk lady making that shrieky noise?  Some people. 

Noggin noggin noggin noggin grab the noggin.

Oooh, a hat.  Pull it!  Pull it!!  Wait.  Everything's dark now.  WAAH!

There is not enough milk in this boob.  WAAAH!!

 OTHER BOOOOOB!!!

Noggin noggin noggin noggin NOGGIN.

Bored now.  I shall do the pillbug.... why is she shrieking again?  PILLBUG!!  

Hey!  Where'd the milk go?

4 comments:

  1. I just about spit coffee all over my keyboard :) Love it!

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  2. AH YES. One thing I think the Doctor Who writers got right = baby's total narcissistic worldview. Two takes:

    1)from "A Good Man Goes to War":

    The Doctor: It's okay, she's still all yours. And really you should call her mummy, not big milk thing.
    Amy: Okay, what are you doing?
    The Doctor: I speak baby.
    Amy: No you don't.
    The Doctor: I speak everything.

    2) from "Closing Time"

    The Doctor: No! He's your dad, you can't just call him "Not Mum."
    Craig: Not mum?
    The Doctor: That's you. "Also Not Mum". That's me. And everybody else is... "peasants". That's a bit unfortunate.

    (http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/doctorwho/series-six/a-good-man-goes-to-war.php and http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/doctorwho/series-six/closing-time.php)

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  3. I have to say I love this post. I have just found your blog and have enjoyed reading it.

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  4. I am imagining my niece doing that and it is so cute. I really wonder what the babies think.

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