Wednesday, May 02, 2007

In Which NPR Resurrects My Pet Peeve

-WHAT did they say?

-They're so good 'cause efficiency is in their DNA.

-Ooooh! They found the efficiency gene! Can I have one?

-It's a miracle of science.

-I can see it now: Toyota transfects you when you get promoted to management.

-They put a mask over your face. 'Breathe deeply, this won't hurt a bit!'

-And then their spouse comes home and the canned goods are in alphabetical order by size and they're rearranging the furniture for more ergonomic work flow.

-Better living through gene therapy.