-WHAT did they say?
-They're so good 'cause efficiency is in their DNA.
-Ooooh! They found the efficiency gene! Can I have one?
-It's a miracle of science.
-I can see it now: Toyota transfects you when you get promoted to management.
-They put a mask over your face. 'Breathe deeply, this won't hurt a bit!'
-And then their spouse comes home and the canned goods are in alphabetical order by size and they're rearranging the furniture for more ergonomic work flow.
-Better living through gene therapy.
