Sunday, October 26, 2025

Books I Don't Like

 It's very hard to define what books I truly enjoy have in common. Maybe one day I'll try to define it beyond "interesting,  not preachy, hopeful in some way."

However, many years of reading hundreds of books a year have allowed me to clearly define the words in book blurbs that mean I will almost certainly dislike a book:

Time travel of any kind: instead of plotting,  what if time travel? Immediate shark-jumping for me.

Sweeping epic: needed a lot of editing it didn't get. 

Across time,  two ______: Just no. 

Dark fantasy: depressing and/or inappropriately sexy.

Violent: not my flavor.

Bloodthirsty: ditto.

Whimsical: high chance of manic pixie dream somebodies.

Epic tale: needed TWO editors. 

Tiktok sensation: I will 100% hate jt.

Sumptuous: see lush. 

Lush: practically a guarantee of poor editing and wandering narrative.

Horrifying: I personally do not like scary books so even excellent horror is not for me. 

Toxins: author hates science and/or advocates eating roadkill. Brain worms will not impede them serving in high office.

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