Tuesday, April 03, 2018

An Extremely Irritated PSA

There is NO SUCH THING AS UNCURED BACON. It has nitrates in it. It has nitrites in it! But as long as you don't eat cured meat every day, you're probably fine.  Just, 'uncured bacon' is no better for your colorectal health than cured bacon.  Really.  Don't be so gullible, humans.


  1. Amelie2:23 PM

    I initially thought you wrote "there's no such thing as a unicorn", and for some reason I'm still amused by that.

    1. There *may* be unicorns, but there is DEFINITELY NOT uncured bacon.

  2. Fascinating. I appreciate the info. I always did wonder about that. Wishful thinking is a powerful force.


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