Thursday, November 20, 2014

In Lab

Student: Dr. Scientist, do you know yet which sections you're teaching next semester?

Me: I'm afraid I won't be teaching at all; I'll be otherwise occupied.

Student: Are you putting your own children ahead of us ?!?!

Me: Well, Mr. Smith*... you're less adorable than a baby.

(Everyone laughs.)

*I call all of my students Mr. or Ms. Lastname.  One, it's the South, and two, they all wear nametags with - you guessed it - their last names.  

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