Since my blood pressure is 100/60, nobody is worried about pre-eclampsia. I don't think you can have pre-eclampsia with a blood pressure that low. Mercifully, nobody suggested a Neti Pot, so I was not required to scream. (I may have dissolved into tears nonetheless.)
Headaches: hmm, you poor dear, pat pat. (I do, in fact, practice mindfulness meditation already... but there's a pain threshold of "I can't sit up" where it becomes challenging.)
And... I'm having contractions, a couple dozen a day, which is why I'm miserable and nauseous and in pain. But the cervix is 'long and closed', as they say, so most likely I'm just in for some deeply unpleasant final months.