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I am seriously considering poisoning the neighbor's dogs. (All right: half-seriously.) I can only be woken at 2:30 so many times before really losing it. I can also only tell them to keep their dogs inside at night so many times (every other month for a year).

What I have already done, however, is programmed the police number into speed-dial. I hope the cops wake them every night that I call. Maybe after three or four times of being woken by the police, in person, in the middle of the night, they'll get the message.

Of course, they are dumb as ROCKS, so maybe not.