Sunday, June 15, 2008

Unvoiced Snarks

To Undergrad A:

Thank you for telling us about PCR as if we didn't know about it. Also thank you for telling us WRONG. Condescending little prick.

To Undergrad B:

Ultra-shorty shorts and a pink gingham halter? To LAB? Did you want to negotiate a price, or were you going to Country & Western Line Dancing Night? Put on some clothes. Thank you.

To my electricity:

What the FUCK. I want electricity. This apartment is accursed.