To Undergrad A:
Thank you for telling us about PCR as if we didn't know about it. Also thank you for telling us WRONG. Condescending little prick.
To Undergrad B:
Ultra-shorty shorts and a pink gingham halter? To LAB? Did you want to negotiate a price, or were you going to Country & Western Line Dancing Night? Put on some clothes. Thank you.
To my electricity:
What the FUCK. I want electricity. This apartment is accursed.
