Monday, July 18, 2016

Dispatches From Brain

Lizard Brain: "AAAAAAAH SUDAFED NOW PANIC AND FREAK OUT"
Ego: "Shh, it's okay, it's just physiology."
Lizard Brain: "BRAIN PHYSIOLOGY IS PSYCHOLOGY PAAAAAAAANIC"
Ego: "Dude, I can't work under these conditions."

Lizard Brain: "WEIRD BRUISES we're all gonna die"
Ego: "It's probably... NSAIDs plus prednisone, right?  Yeah.  It's okay."
Lizard Brain: "AAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Lizard Brain: "PAIN EVERYWHERE WHY"
Ego: "You're right.  I give the fuck up."

3 comments:

  1. I hate lizard brain. I find it's particularly prone to take over at night.

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    1. SUPER fun, am I right? Mine has also decided Bed Is Where To Freak Out, as a conditioned response to laying awake in pain. STFU, lizard brain.

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