Well! I have recently been to visit the nice doctor for, I thought, a refill of the boring asthma inhalers. (Though not - I specified - the exciting ones.)
The nice doctor was rather concerned that I've spent so long being so ill, and the persistence of various things, and the fact that I turned up rubella-non-immune while gestating Sweetpea. So! Now I get to go be screened for a truly distressing array of Not Great Stuff. And, you know, some of it is quite plausible. This whole mess IS all outside of the normal range.
But, on the BRIGHT side, I would now be quite grateful for it to be JUST the world's worst allergies.