The next time you are full of woe, overwhelm-ment, and sadness, Self, ask yourself if you have a terrible headache? Ask yourself, have you felt like roadkill since you got knocked up? (A year ago April. So... 17 months.) Has there been even one month since then when you were not in at least moderate pain? This, Self, is why you feel full of WOE. Also, maybe it's time to go see someone about that.
(It is from entirely physical causes, having to do with Fucking Allergies. I am considering eating only rice, salmon, and leafy veggies for a few weeks, except, oh yes, I've done that and it was awful.)