who woke me up at 3:11 AM to ask "Do you hear the baby?"
How kind of you to ask! In case you were wondering, that is homicidal rage on my face. Also there is furious weeping. YES. Yes, I have already gotten up three times with the baby- who didn't stop nursing until 10:15 and yes, I did try to unhook her - and NO I do NOT want you to wake me up right after I FINALLY manage to sleep through the screaming.
(Fortunately he did not wake me up again at 8 when leaving for work, which saves me the trouble of filing for divorce.)
(This is why I didn't want another baby. While excellent and adorable in her baby way, Sweetpea does not grasp such important concepts as bedtime and I do very poorly on a year-and-counting of very little sleep.)