Dr. S: "There's something we need to talk about..... but I don't know if now's a good time?"
Me: "What, about the construction? Our bank accounts? Bills?"
Dr. S: "Well... no. I know you won't like to hear this but...."
(I anticipate some dreadful thing incoming...)
"... I found a two inch long wolf spider in Bug's water shoes* and you might want to shake them out before he puts them on...."
Me: ." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS AAAAAAAAAA"
Dr. S: "Yeah, that what I figured you'd say."
*A creek runs through our front yard. A nice shallow creek. The boys play in it almost every day!