Said to me, and I said nothing: "I have a migraine, and the only thing that ever helps is Excedrin, and I can't take anything* because I'm pregnant, so I just yelled at my kid and had a miserable morning instead."
(Not me. Obviously.)
*Probably not that much aspirin every day, no. At 5.5 weeks, probably once, yes. Or! The rest of the ingredients, without the aspirin, even!