I very much doubt it. Only a Superman-like reveal of your true identity will cure this problem for you! (GSE will also not cure a UTI.)
"PCR Pour Les Nuls"*
I dearly hope this is a book title. Though Google also informs me someone has set up a helpful YouTube set. Try Maniatis.
"Dressed up goose"
Go to Ohio. No, really, do.
*PCR for idiots.
Wow. I didn't even know people put plastic geese in their yards, much less dressed them up. I shall have to ask Rachael, her family is in Ohio.
ReplyDeleteOver the 3.5 years I spent there in college- plus many, many trips, as both my parents are from Ohio- I think I've seen thousands. They're actually plaster or concrete, usually. They have holiday outfits, little turkey tailfeathers, Santa costumes, bonnets... it's.... amazing. And they are EVERYWHERE.
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