Monday, July 04, 2011

Dear 4th of July,

Now that I have small children, I hate you.  Next year, I am going to Canada. Or I am getting a magical device that will allow me to log your address, then wake YOU up at 2 AM, 4 AM, and 6 AM.

With fury and too many fireworks,

A New Canadian.


  1. I knoooooow! I feel like such a killjoy, but...I HATE YOU, FIREWORKS!

  2. Laughing....hope 4th of July revellers took note!

  3. Funny...I said the same thing once I got a dog!

  4. It's the only time of year that the police totally ignore complaints.

    AND!! Tonight are our 'local' fireworks. Shoot me now! FIVE DAYS of this!!!

  5. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Moving to Canada wouldn't help much - our fireworks are on July 1. Still, we'd love to have you up here. Cheers!

  6. Anon: No, no! I will move between the first and the fourth! Or... maybe I'll try for Finland or something. But only whenever there are NO FIREWORKS.


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