Thursday, February 08, 2018

A Slight But Vital Distinction

Out with some work colleagues.

Colleague 1: "I mean, do they ever fire someone with tenure?"
Me: "Well, there was that guy with the federal grant fraud. And fucking a student will do it."
Colleague 2, overhearing: "What do you mean? I fuck around with the students so the time!"*
Me: "No, no. FUCKING the students. Very bad."

*As in jokes and sarcasm, not as in lewd behavior.

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