I'm sorry. I'm especially sorry if you had non-baby children while I had a baby. Like all people with their first child, I was crazy.* I stopped the car every time the baby cried, instead of evaluating whether 1) it was less than ten minutes to get home and 2) whether the child would fall asleep on the way. I worried endlessly about stupid stuff** and was terrified to let my baby be unhappu, even though usually screaming was the worst that could happen.
I am now amply repaid by my local acquaintances who have recently welcomed first children. Dear readers, they are insane.
*Though I have never been crazy enough to take a 99th percentile four year old child to the doctor because the child had ONE DAY of diarrhea.
** Except that time he had pneumonia, when I should have been a tad more worried.