Last week, Dr. S finally printed out his wage statement from Mountain U. I sat down to do the taxes and saw they had listed "Federal Withholding: $0". I promptly panicked and demanded he call HR right away (they were closed).
Eventually he got in touch with them. The response? "Yes, we got your W-2; yes, we calculated your salary times twelve months. Your federal tax liability should essentially be zero because you are poor. Stop bothering us now."