I got Dr. S a little tablet for his Hanukkah present. He's been wanting one for years, but never buys anything, basically. It's part of our Marital Agreement: he cleans, I buy things.
Me: I can't believe you only use it to read journal articles.
Dr. S: It's more fun than anything else I could do on the bus.
Me: Journal articles!
Dr. S: It's for work! You read journal articles all the time!
Me: And CDC statistics.
Dr. S: Yes.
Me: But mine is for fun!
Dr. S: ... how does that make you less weird than me?
(We're a matched set.)