BOOOOB!!! SNARF nom nom nom nom nom nom. BOOOB!!!
Wiggly thing! Can I shove it in my mouth? Hand nom... why is the milk lady making that shrieky noise? Some people.
Noggin noggin noggin noggin grab the noggin.
Oooh, a hat. Pull it! Pull it!! Wait. Everything's dark now. WAAH!
There is not enough milk in this boob. WAAAH!!
OTHER BOOOOOB!!!
Noggin noggin noggin noggin NOGGIN.
Bored now. I shall do the pillbug.... why is she shrieking again? PILLBUG!!
Hey! Where'd the milk go?
I just about spit coffee all over my keyboard :) Love it!
ReplyDeleteAH YES. One thing I think the Doctor Who writers got right = baby's total narcissistic worldview. Two takes:
ReplyDelete1)from "A Good Man Goes to War":
The Doctor: It's okay, she's still all yours. And really you should call her mummy, not big milk thing.
Amy: Okay, what are you doing?
The Doctor: I speak baby.
Amy: No you don't.
The Doctor: I speak everything.
2) from "Closing Time"
The Doctor: No! He's your dad, you can't just call him "Not Mum."
Craig: Not mum?
The Doctor: That's you. "Also Not Mum". That's me. And everybody else is... "peasants". That's a bit unfortunate.
(http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/doctorwho/series-six/a-good-man-goes-to-war.php and http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/doctorwho/series-six/closing-time.php)
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ReplyDeleteI am imagining my niece doing that and it is so cute. I really wonder what the babies think.
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