Monday, April 19, 2010

Relative

My crazy sister sounds like a bad travel agency. Instead of using the word "Israel" she calls it "The Holy Land" at every opportunity. Like: "Traffic was terrible here in The Holy Land today" or "My toilet in The Holy Land just stopped up! Oh no!!"

Well, here in The Unholy Land, dear, I think you're a prat.

(I may be feeling a little uncharitable at the moment. Just maybe.)

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:43 AM

    So- if she lives in the Holey Land, does that mean you live in the Darned land?

    Knitting needles rule!

    AM

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  2. Dr Hyde considers the toilet to BE the Holy Land.

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