My committee has now been sent The World's Shortest Thesis (74 pages, including tables, references, and the title page). I wish them joy of it. Actually, I wish they wouldn't bother to read it. Here's hoping.
Alas, my very conscientious advisor is sure to return a boatload of comments. However, as the grad school drop-dead deadline is in four short weeks, perhaps I can survive until then.
I think I forgot to eat dinner.