Internal Dialogue:
Experiment! Right! Work!
I feel so faaaaat.
No, not that skirt. Ow. Tight. Not that one either. Dammit.
Must haul fat ass to work.
Bleh. Don't feel good. Sitting now. Still sitting. Still.... sitting....
No! Must work! Experiment! Experiment!
Pregnancy seemed like a much better idea three months ago.
Screw this. Going back to bed.
(Progress? What progress?)