Friday, May 23, 2008

Useless Superpowers I've Learned In Lab

  • Lifts heavy rotors with a single hand!
  • Opens cold room doors with only her littlest fingers!
  • Can hear centrifuges spinning down from three rooms away!
  • Catches speeding bottles only moments before they hit the floor!
  • Judges cell growth by eye!
  • Has a spectacular memory for things people said 3 years ago in lab meeting!
  • Quotes reams of science trivia!
  • Can do experiments in her sleep!
What are your superpowers? Scientific or not. :)