The lab in Blighted City has rejected Dr. S because 'although your work and your seminar were outstanding, I feel that your research interests overlap too closely with my lab's current projects.' Er, what??? This is why people apply for postdocs: INTERESTED IN THE WORK. I think she had an episode of Crazy, myself. Or she's blowing him off. Whatever.
In any case, we are headed for Cold But Utopian City as soon as I finish. Aiming for September. Goals! Destinations! The excitement is unspeakable.
Also, I think I need a hat like this.