And then it knocked me down and took my wallet.

I went out to get: a haircut, an orange, two limes, maraschino cherries, and brandy.

I got a haircut.


I drove by a library book sale. It grabbed me by the arm and said 'If you come along quietly, nobody will get hurt.'


I went to the liquor store. There was a 'bargain bin' by the door. What could I do?


It became obvious that I was going to accomplish utterly nothing that day. So I picked ten pounds of raspberries.


And finally, I got an orange, two limes, and brandy. No cherries; they were green.