You've Been In Lab Too Long When...

• The Geiger counter screams and you don't even notice.
• You're seized, halfway down the hall, with the paranoid fear that you've just tracked radiation through the elevator. But you haven't. Of course you haven't. Surely not.
  
• You break the electrode, and it takes you an hour to figure out where to buy a new one.
• You drop five things in five minutes and decide it's time to go home.
• Before you drop something really hot.
  
• You fall asleep to the hallucinatory sounds of an imaginary Geiger counter.

....and?