We have camped. There was bourbon. The mosquitoes were successfully repelled, and all is well with the world.
I had something brilliant to tell you, but I forgot it.
While we were away we saw salamanders
and efts and snakes
and frogs that looked a lot like this.
When we got back we saw police cars
and a man in the woods. ("What's that, hedge trimmers?" "A shotgun. Walk faster."')
