Therefore, we have to go to all seminars on plumbing, advances in electrical work, new computer-controlled car diagnostics, and so on. Some of them are thrilling. But. The last seminar speaker started with 25 minutes on bricklaying styles, with a complete history of the trowel. Please, my friends, when you are giving talks, spare us the trowel. Summarize.
Nonetheless, it's amusing to go to seminars for a variety of other reasons. For example, birdwatching. At the TrowelMania seminar, I observed:
- 6 fine exemplars of the bearded turkey
- 2 baldpate American widgeons
- An entire row of young prarie hens trying to rewire the microphone
- The fighting behaviors of the mocking-wren, the monkey-faced owl, and the pied wagtail
- A bobsucker (also known as the woodcock) demonstrating its mating call while putting in a new alternator
- A complete insufficiency of millet for the finches, and a distressing shortage of suet.