Cost of crosswalk: ~$3K
Frustration with lack of crosswalk: [(x)*(n^2) + 2^(m)]*H where x= number of times you must cross the road, n= years in grad school, m= near misses, and H= actual hits. (Mr. S is up to four times.)
Number of years it took for the city to install a fricking crosswalk already: 40.
