tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post1222069220133763659..comments2024-03-27T10:29:06.518-04:00Comments on A Natural Scientist: Week of Peevishness 3Jenny F. Scientisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07072624674603337551noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-55114617122250121852015-08-23T13:35:24.673-04:002015-08-23T13:35:24.673-04:00At our wedding someone gave a toast about divorce ...At our wedding someone gave a toast about divorce rates. Still not sure why... but it's the one toast people still remember.Ameliehttp://amelies-welt.de/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-43522446169373670912015-08-20T08:52:51.011-04:002015-08-20T08:52:51.011-04:00You TOTALLY get bingo. I think the prize is lefto...You TOTALLY get bingo. I think the prize is leftover wedding pie and all the coffee yoiu can drink. :-) Jenny F Scientistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-89778535858343198582015-08-20T07:34:55.384-04:002015-08-20T07:34:55.384-04:00No wonder you moved to a whole different country.No wonder you moved to a whole different country.Megan Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862913220879730493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-46426390573941604732015-08-19T23:50:44.168-04:002015-08-19T23:50:44.168-04:00oh I have a few choice ones, from my own wedding. ...oh I have a few choice ones, from my own wedding. <br />(Adult) Guest (ideally, but not necessarily, a sister of the bride) pees on the dancefloor (admittedly a sand dancefloor, but still); <br />Two guests, who arrived with partners, make out with each other on the dancefloor (a different one to the wee-sodden one), in full view of their partners; <br />Oh, those two guests are both women; <br />Male guest sexually assaults basically everybody, including bride, bride's mother, one of the newly-lesbian guests. Said male guest's wife throws her wedding ring at him after he stands there, talking to her, WHILE HE HAS HIS HAND DOWN ANOTHER WOMAN'S PANTS.<br />Gate-crashers - in full wedding attire - arrive. <br />Gatecrashers removed, and start to curse the bride and groom. (Apparently they have been invited "by another guest". They later spend about a year slagging off the bride and groom to all and sundry, even tho they have never met them.)<br />Guests vomit during wedding ceremony from hangover from previous night's party<br />Guest is hospitalised from over-partying. <br />Bride and groom consummate marriage on their wedding night. (hahahaha, of course I made that one up)<br /><br />Do I win something? <br />The Reluctant Laundererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07071218412880674277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-73368194587640449662015-08-19T17:19:35.430-04:002015-08-19T17:19:35.430-04:00Everyone eaten alive by mosquitoes. Bride reveals ...Everyone eaten alive by mosquitoes. Bride reveals she slept with the hotel doorman the night before. (TRUE EXPERIENCE) And I know you've got bad toasts covered, but there's something extra special about the father of the bride making a deeply misogynistic, insultingly infantilizing toast about his daughter.bunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07197167351148883584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36650952.post-77433937727267294032015-08-19T08:03:01.194-04:002015-08-19T08:03:01.194-04:00Now I want to go to a wedding.
aryanhwy.livejourn...Now I want to go to a wedding.<br /><br />aryanhwy.livejournal.comSara L. Uckelmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716054827293611237noreply@blogger.com